Pillows!

Emma calls women's chests "Pillows". It's funny until you're in a store and she says (not quietly), "That lady has big pillows!" Now maybe it's not so bad since other people may not know what she's talking about. But what about when you're with Emma in a store and she says (again, not quietly. we need to work on her volume level), "That lady has a baby in her tummy!" when the lady really doesn't, she's just got a big tummy. Yeah. That's when I try to quickly move into another isle.
Emma came up to me and said, "Mommy! I have pillows!" She was so proud.

That's a typical Emma face.